Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Randomize
