its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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