Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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