if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I'm like, not good at living.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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