Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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