I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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