My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
