I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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