For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
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