My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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