so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
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