and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
