well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
the day after is always just damage control
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
