I heard we made out
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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