come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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