i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Operation Purity has been aborted
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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