new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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