He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
last night I used snow as a chaser
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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