Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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