that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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