I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
A+ Viking dick
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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