And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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