i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
