i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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