CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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