i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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