I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
we should paint friendship bongs
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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