VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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