well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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