You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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