we made out on top of his cat.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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