If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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