I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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