My sheets look like a crime scene.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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