So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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