I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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