she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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