He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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