I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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