You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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