im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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