you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
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