doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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