We got so high we made milksteak
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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