well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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