I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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