thus making me awesome and them whores
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
try to milk me bitch
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