Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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