She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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