Need sex. Gaining weight.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
organizing the empties. That sober.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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