Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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