The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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