It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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