This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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