it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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