quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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